there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE [HECK] IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU
My variation on the “Hey Girls, Did You Know…” meme.
This is what I do in my spare time.
You’re welcome.
Things I will be testing today. I’m even wearing a black shirt.
I admit to totally trying this. It works.
OH MY GAWD. I want an iPhone almost entirely just for this.
I wonder if this will work with my Galaxy
tomorrow shall be trying this yep yep
-Sycorax spaceship
-Water aliens
-Santa Claus, conqueror
-Marvin
-Pigfarts

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
Haha Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) is sexier than One Direction. Life is good :D

So I bought the “Tumbling down Tumblr” song.
You can buy it here: http://dftba.com/tumblr
If you don’t know what this is from, It’s from the “Tumblr the Musical“ youtube video collaborated by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers and Avbyte.
(Behind the scenes video here)
Buy it! Buy it NOW!
Yes…indeed…I could not have said it better myself.

this is my kinda post
brilliant
this is fantastic
All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos


When Stitch took over Cinderella’s castle at Disney World
Pretty sure this is one of my favourite photographs ever!
SO THIS IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER STUMBLED UPON
INTERNET IS OVER
JNLKJNREKL;MMRGNRE
WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN TO THE ENTIRE PARK
friendly reminder that if we mutually follow each other i waNT you to reply to every post i make and i want you to spam me because that’s where friendship blooms and friendship is a good thing

I love the shit out of my new neighborhood.
Saw this with Malia in Austin, pretty cool, huh?